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Drew - Via Twitter
Obamer gone takes ma gunz.
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Drew - Via Twitter
I want to shoot everyone who complains about gun control...but I cant because Obama took my guns. Thanks Obama #CantControlTheseGuns #MyArms
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California Psychics: The Best Or Its Free. #CaliforniaPsychics customers, the dumbest human beings on earth or...that’s it.
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Fair warning: If I ever see anyone dipping a pancake in a cup of coffee, I will break your collarbone. #Seriously
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Dear #3DoorsDown , please, just stop. For the love of glob, just stop.
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I hope Sally Field wins an oscar this year for her greatest movie ever...Mrs. Doubtfire #WhatIsLincoln ? #AMovie ? #IllBeDamned
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Its better to b pissed off than pissed on. FALSE. Getting pissed on is actually quite nice, just make sure no one eats asparagus #PissOnMe
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Think I need a break from reading scary books, the fridge just made a noise and I shit my pants. #IKickedYouInYourGhostBalls
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#LyricTweet of the day: "Me and you and a dog named Boo, bestiality threesomes what we love to do." #Classic
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So i can’t ever eat grapefruit while taking my new cholesterol medicine. Great, there goes the 1 thing I never fucking do.
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I just realized these #SweetTarts I’ve been eating each day r actually birth control pills. No wonder my uterus doesn’t seem to be working.
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Any1 who says breakfast is the most important meal of the day has never gone 2 Taco Bell at 1:30am on the way home frm the bar #BestMealEver
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Anyone know how to tell if ur gay? Not asking for myself, asking for these 3 guys I just got done having gay sex with. #MarriageEqualityNow
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@HeatherDawn9810 I spent those winnings on ur birthday present! Now the surprise is ruined! #1000SnickersBarsWasted
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Will u accept Kmart Layaway bucks instead? Or foodstamps? "@AshliDunham:A whole Euro?! Sold!..Following you now! #youoweme"
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I always feel great after a workout, but I also always feel great after an hour at the china buffet... #Decisions #IChooseObesity
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I need a loan @HeatherDawn9810:1 day of work, while singing at the top of my lungs ...and I made enough to pay my rent for the month
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I enjoy watching womens tennis for 1 reason...THE COMPETITIVE EXCITEMENT U PERVES! #ILied #ItsTheBoobies
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Womens tennis without all the grunting & screaming reminds me of..hold on, there’s such a thing as womens tennis? #WhoKnew
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@AshliDunham Its hard to believe you aren’t following me on Twitter. Do so and I will give you a Euro #WhatsThatWorth #4MillionDollars
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